Clik here to view.
Wes Welker’s Mini-Me Signs on the Dotted Line
DATELINE: HUMOR! In an offseason when the New England Patriots looked like a gutted fish, they surprised a few free agents by re-signing Julian Edelman. Known as a poor man’s Wes Welker, he had a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Finally the Bills Come Due
DATELINE: HUMOR! The Family’s Jules Last games of the season are never easy nor pretty. You know that it could be a trap, or it could be a travesty. In either case, the surprise on Xmas week is like...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Tom Brady Sniffles & Patriot Nation Shudders
DATELINE: HUMOR Tom Brady has swine flu, or some diabolical virus. It could also be the bird flu, or it could simply be an old-fashioned cold. No one wants to label the illness that has sacked the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Doomsday Looms Over New England Pats
DATELINE: SWEET SORROW IN NEW ENGLAND We are coming to the conclusion that the New England Patriots really don’t like their players much. Perhaps all NFL teams treat their players like dirt under...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Random Whimsy on the New England Patriots
DATELINE: HUMOR Julian Edelman Divests His Pat Uniform Only in the Shower The grass is always Browner on Revis Island. Darrelle should not be confused with Program’s Darnell. Brandon Spikes will drive...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Tom and Julian: Pitcher and Catcher for Life
DATELINE: HUMOR Not since Cher started marrying younger men and not since Demi Moore was dumped by hers has Tom Brady been as overjoyed to have his own boy toy return to form. Yes, word on the street...
View ArticleClik here to view.
More Grist for the New England Patriot Millstone
DATELINE: HUMOR As owner Bob Kraft so eloquently put it, his team would not sell their soul for a bowl of porridge. Even if the Patriot version of David Copperfield himself asked for more in the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Edelman’s Lap Dawg is None Other than Tom Terrific
DATELINE: HUMOR! After signing with the Patriots for four years, which is till the end of Tom Brady’s career in dog years, Julian Edelman gave an interview in which he explained why he re-upped with...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Inflated Price for Deflated Ball
DATELINE: Friends Full of Hot Air Brady with Edelman lookalike The most expensive football in history has been sold for almost $44,000. Yes, it has Tom Brady’s fingerprints all over it. That auction...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Videographer & Funnyman Julian Edelman Also Plays Ball
DATELINE: Smoothie King Julian Edelman obviously wants to put sports humorists out of business. As a secondary matter to his Patriotic vigor, he is an adept filmmaker. His latest effort is a parody of...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Julian Edelman Paves the Road to Hell
DATELINE: Stand Down Comic We all know the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Julian Edelman is now on the DPW truck with tar on his hands. If you think Edelman is an untouchable on the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Burgers to Burritos: Olynyk Matches Edelman
DATELINE: DOLLARS TO DONUTS BurritoKing? Celtics games continue to take a backseat to the backstory. The latest team-spirit building centered on a wager that Kelly Olynyk could eat a burrito in four...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Return from the Ashcan: Gronk & Edelman Can
DATELINE: T-Shirt Tease Defying the odds and probably medical wisdom, the twin wackos of the Patriots returned to practice. Julian Edelman limped his way through a set of exercises about three weeks...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Chiefs Tick off Clock, Can’t Beat It
DATELINE: Time’s Up Andy Reid epitomizes a bad rap. He mismanages big games. If you want to beat time, you have to know when to wave the terrible towel. And, this season Reid did nothing to turn back...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Gronk & Edelman Rival Lucy & Ethel
DATELINE: In the Form of a Question Julian Edelman for $400? You’d think we were on Jeopardy, the egghead game show for those whose pursuit of trivia is big time. The question is how flattered was...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Tom Brady Never Lets His Composure Slip
DATELINE: Do Nothing UGGLY Tom Brady gave a press conference this week, but he didn’t like what he heard—and what he said was only visible if looks could kill. Tom was saintly. With Tom’s old golfing...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Babe in Toyland: Julian Edelman
DATELINE: Paternity Duds This week’s doomsday-sayers were not pontificating about Gronk’s terrible fate, but about Edelman. Julie E has been somewhat of an absentee receiver this season. His pinned...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Numbering the Players: From Edelman to Rifleman
DATELINE: Numbers Chuck Connors as the Celtics Rifleman Word is now circulating that spectacular new superstar number 4, also known as Isaiah Thomas, wants to change his number to 11. It’s worn by...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Hirsute Edelman Grins & Bears It Up
DATELINE: Hair Today While Gronk and Danny Amendola shine with a winner’s glow during their off-season, appearing everywhere from fashion show catwalks to the Dayton 500, pity poor Julian Edelman....
View ArticleClik here to view.
Tom Brady Heads Kentucky Derby Delegation
DATELINE: Derby or Bust In an annual rite of spring, the Patriots are putting all their eggs in one post-Easter basket. This year Tom Brady is again hosting a planeful of players at the Kentucky Derby....
View ArticleClik here to view.
Ortiz & Brady Face Off
DATELINE: 4th Churchill Down Who’s the bigger clothes-horse? You may think it’s the Summer of Gronk, but it’s really La Dolce Vita of Tom Brady. Who won the Derby? does it matter? Probably some horse...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Tom Brady in Absentia
DATELINE: No Clothes Unmake the Man Who could blame Tom Brady not showing up at an extravaganza run by Peyton Manning? The ESPY awards show on ABC gave out commendations for all of the sports media...
View ArticleBrady’s Tell-All, Episode Two
DATELINE: A Shakespearean Life of Tom Tom Brady’s autobiographical miniseries, Tom Versus Time, continues to hit the hot airwaves in the days before the Super Bowl. The problem with tell-all...
View ArticleTom Versus the World, episode 4
DATELINE: Tom’s Camaraderie Brady’s little girl Tom Brady uses “The Social Game,” episode four of his series Tom Versus Time to show his social feelings for teammates like Julie Edelman and Danny...
View ArticleDanny Amendola on MVP Julian Edelman
DATELINE: Demon & Pythiass Danny with Jules. One of the guests to watch the Patriots win yet again another Super Bowl, number VI out of LIII, was a man who chose to leave the team to sign a...
View ArticleKick to the Groin by Patriots
DATELINE: Brady Boys Up a Tree New England’s Patriots have done the near impossible: they have kicked themselves in the keester after a cramp nearly decapitated them of a head below the belt. Bill...
View ArticleYes, Tom Brady Wants Out of New England
DATELINE: Update on the Skids Mask of the Amontillado Now Tom Brady has dumped his 16-year charity work at Best Buddies, where he usually hosts races and football games every year. He is turning the...
View Article
